Porn on Pods and Handhelds

Then this is just the ticket - check out this new product:

ViewSonic has showcased the world’s first “Made for iPod” LCD monitor, which features an integrated iPod dock, at the 2006 Apple Expo in Paris.

The ViewDock series LCD monitor has received authorization from Apple, and the new monitors will hit US, Europe and Taiwan markets in November. The company will offer 23- and 19-inch ViewDock monitors initially, according to ViewSonic. Pricing for the new models is not yet available, added the company.

Wow - now I can view my handheld porn movies on the go AND at home without needing two copies! Good times

Yup, you read right - now your iPod can not only deliver you tunes, but also let you know if you’re over the legal limit. The iBreath™ is a fully functional breathalyzer - just blow into it for a full five seconds and know if you’re legal to drive or not! It also features an FM wireless transmitter to beam your tunes to sny stereo - so you can keep the party rocking, while you keep yourself safe.

What are they going to think of next - a Fleshlight accessory?

If you enjoy erotic fiction; if you want to learn more about sex; and if you have an iPod (and right now I’m guessing you fall into all three categories since you’re here!) then I have a site (and a podcast) for you. You really should check out iTunes Open Source Sex (requires iTunes to subscribe from that link). Podcaster Violet blue discusses sex in a frank, open and honest way here and it’s an informative listen. For something a bit more (ahem) erotic, she will be releasing a second feed of what she calls ‘Quickies’ - readings of erotic short stories. We’ll post the link here as soon as we have it.

Do yourself a favor - check these out! And of course, they’re 100% free